Friday, May 06, 2005
slander
it is time to settle this dispute once and for all...JBZ's remarks...daring to question billy's status as a PURE bred turkish van were way off base. there are only two ways to settle this dispute: (1) we drop billy in a lake and see if he swims like a fish or sinks like a stone or (2) i hunt down a turkish van expert and validate that he is, in fact, a pure van. Since these are not the days of witch hunts, sorry JBZ, I will opt for the latter solution. in the meantime, stay tuned for updates.
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I would suffice for a supervised lap from one end of your tub to the other. But it's up to you.
In the meantime, I too will consult with an expert -- "Dr. Denny, the kitty's pal" as he was known during his brief Twin Cities television career -- who has already handled all 30 pounds of Bill's Turkish van-ness. Any pertinent information will be forwarded to this site ASAP.
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