Tuesday, May 10, 2005

something terrible has happened to me...

i didn't think it was possible. i made it through 1987 without caring. didn't blink in 1991 either. but now, for some unknown reason, the worst thing imaginable has happened: i am following baseball. was it because the wolves were so bad this season? is it because i read about lew ford ironing his shirt while he had it on? is it because the twins are a good team, from a small market with a low payroll? who, knows. all i know is that something terrible has happened to me...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i'm not so much disappointed in the FACT that you are following the hallowed small-ball team, the Twins, but I AM extrememly disappointed that it has happened this early in the baseball season! My god, Man, what is the matter with you!? The baseball season is so long with "a grueling 162 games" according to the people at www.howstuffworks.com (plug). It's so early!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T DO IT!